The keyboard scarf!!! The worst garment since the keyboard tie!!! And as if the garment wasn't bad enough, they had to use a model who looked exactly like Chuck Mangione.
I found this ad in the back of an old '80s Rolling Stone magazine. Other clothing available to the masses at the time were operating room scrub suits and t-shirts that looked like tuxedos!
Attention keyboard players: you can still order rockin' garments guaranteed to impress the ladies from Edgerton Enterprises!