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Whenever I find a funny note on the street or a really bad painting in a thrift store or an unintentionally badly named product, I have to keep it forever. I look through the stuff now and then, but mostly it stays on dusty shelves or in an envelope somewhere. Now, with the magic of the internet, I can share it all with you, and hope that somewhere there are people who appreciate this kind of thing as much as I do.

One of the best things about this kind of stuff is the wise-cracking that goes on and I welcome comments, as long as they're funny. And when I say funny I mean funny "ha ha," not funny "does this milk smell funny?"