Title: Madonna and Child.
Medium: Oil on canvas.
Artist: Illegible, and I don't feel like going up to the attic where I keep this to find out. Note: it ain't Raphael.
I really like most of my bad paintings and display them proudly. This one, however, is just too weird to look at every day. I used to have a doll like that. Its name was King, and why I named it that I don't know.
I never posed for a painting with King. Mostly I just wrote on her face with ball-point pen.