My brother, Benjamin the Great, found this on the street. He told me about it and I begged him to mail it to me, which he said he would and surprisingly did. It's my favorite of all my found letters. If you click on the thumbnail you can see the large version which is so much better because you get to see Cheryl's teen angst handwriting.
What it says:
Ellick Danky touched my butt at first period I just looked at him and he goes are you mad at me I go why should I be mad at you and Belinda was all being hosey and he goes just don't talk shit in the halls I was like what are you talking about and he walked AWAY
Belinda goes he got that big ass and he looks at me I was like I don't want that big ass. Shit. I want to talk to Shawn now + he's not here. I'm confuse can you tell me again what he said I'm gonna ask Belinda to write it again so I can remember it.
Well bye, Cheryl
Letitia + Mizike ALWAYS
What it means:
Remember when you were in 8th grade and you had a boyfriend and you didn't know what that meant and then you broke up and someone accused you of talking shit in the halls and Belinda, even though she's a hosey bitch, holds the key and all she's got to do is write it down, maybe at third period, and Shawn's not here and everything keeps changing and you are so confuse, but at least you can count on the fact that Letitia and Mizike will be together ALWAYS.
It's nice to know that in this topsy-turvy world in which we live there will always be that constant. Letitia and Mizike. ALWAYS.
Well bye, Anna
Made possible by a grant from the Benjamin Haferman Foundation.