Things that the young white kids to whom this product is marketed will find wrong with RAP SNACKS:
- The slogan, "Can you rap and snack at the same time?" Can you talk with your mouth full? Then, yes, probably.
- The slogan, "Education is knowledge." Um, first of all, duh; but second of all, the cooler you try to make education sound to kids, the more it's going to backfire on you.
- MC Potato; What, was LL Cool Ranch taken? How about Ranch Flavor Flave?
- NO MSG: trust me; if you're eating rap flavored chips, you probably don't care.
- The incredibly amorphic, asexual and aracial blob of a graphic that is spinnin' the discs.
Let me know if you think of any more!
"LL Cool Ranch."
Yer a genius.
-Kenn
Posted by: | October 07, 2005 at 12:36 PM
Doesn't this also kind of remind you of that Simpsons episode where they get Poochy on Itchy and Scratchy and the producer tells the writers to make Poochy proactive and a paradigm of our times and to punch him up by 10 percent?
Posted by: Dwaylin | October 11, 2005 at 12:38 AM
Er, "Cheese Puff Daddy"? or "Salt 'n' Vinegah"? "BBQ-Tip"?
Posted by: Joe | November 03, 2005 at 09:33 PM
How about the Notorious BBQ?
Posted by: Anna | November 04, 2005 at 01:11 AM
Where's the Baby Phat? Come on Kimora, we need some designer snacks to go with the gear! Maybe Flava Flav can come out with clock shaped breakfast cereal and of course Fiddy tattoos for kids is too obvious. This bag of rap snax looks like it was more inspired by Fat Albert than Tupac.
Why stop with Rap? Surely the Country and Western world is ripe for snack commercialization as well! And Rock, too, - Beck-Bites has a nice ring to it, as well as expressing many people's opinion....
Posted by: Victoria | October 19, 2006 at 03:20 PM