- The slogan, "Can you rap and snack at the same time?" Can you talk with your mouth full? Then, yes, probably.
- The slogan, "Education is knowledge." Um, first of all, duh; but second of all, the cooler you try to make education sound to kids, the more it's going to backfire on you.
- MC Potato; What, was LL Cool Ranch taken? How about Ranch Flavor Flave?
- NO MSG: trust me; if you're eating rap flavored chips, you probably don't care.
- The incredibly amorphic, asexual and aracial blob of a graphic that is spinnin' the discs.
Let me know if you think of any more!