You would think if you went to all the trouble of inventing a spray, manufacturing a spray, and marketing a spray that wasn't very good you would pay someone to come up with a better name than BAD SPRAY®. Like, for instance, maybe you could call it GOOD SPRAY® and then as a disclaimer on the back say something like, "This spray is bad."
An even better name than GOOD SPRAY® would be BAD ASS SPRAY®. But I guess that could be misconstrued as regular old BAD SPRAY® that you spray on your ass. New improved BAD SPRAY! Now for your ass!
This spray courtesy of The Matthew Sweney Corp., Inc., Ltd.