Sadly, this was the best one out of a whole book of filled-in Mad Libs from the thrift store. Kids today just don't understand. In my day, we used funny words like "uterus" and "Tampax." And of course, "dink."
HELP WANTED: Wanted, uterine Young Man or Woman to work in Tampax Factory. Must have penis-like experience in repairing douchebags and wrapping dinks. Do not apply unless you have crappy experience, an I.Q. of at least a google and really enjoy handling disgusting colostomy bags .
Funnier, isn't it?
I'd also like to point out that ugly Leslies are far better than Leslie Uggams. Or is it that Leslie Uggams is better than ugly lezzums?